Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
