just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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