Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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