just tell him i said nine months
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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