I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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