so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
