so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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