It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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