at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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