Its about making memories worth repressing
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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