The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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