is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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