Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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