ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This is the high leading the old right now
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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