wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Alive.
So much puke
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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