so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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