you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
