Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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