Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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