Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
too bad you live with your parents still
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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