whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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