My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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