I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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