No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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go home
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
