He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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