there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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