Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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