I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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