dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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