i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dear god my vagina.
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