Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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