if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
