Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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