Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
