I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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