my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
