is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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