i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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