school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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