i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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