wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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