I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
only if we run a train.
done.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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