This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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