at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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