i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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