It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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