Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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