he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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