So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
