There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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