you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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